At last...NOT!

Meet my girlfriend. She is an elf from the village of Elmsbury, in Midgard. She is a race of elves who called themselves Night Elves, and being so night-ly, she can see in the dark! I should remember to wear my cloths if I'm walking around buff in my house! LOL! But because of her liason with me, her father disowns her and banished her to Earth, to a little speck of land called Singapore. Her once awesome powers it seemed were also curtailed, severely. Once she could produce a blue fireball the size of bowling balls, now, only a whisper of her former glory remains when she can only conjure up a fireball the size of golf balls.

And with no further ado, meet Selena the Night Elf!