Neck...it hurts!

Arghh, my neck hurts so bad. Donno if it is stiff neck or sprained neck. Searched for the remedy on the Net but all I come up on sprained neck is some nonsence about body energy healing or something bullshit like that. And stiff neck, hell, I donno, it's as if tigerbalm's homepage, what with all the advertisements there. Hmmm, maybe I should use tigerbalm. Coz heat rub is not working.